Viola

Origin: the accidental but humorous mispronunciation of “voila” during an online war of words between frenemies. It is always written in italics.

The word has now been reappropriated as an ironic double meaning utilized within the setting online feuds, real or imagined:

1. Used purposefully to point out someone’s misspelling (you will find it often used by the spelling police on social media)

2. Applied to mock an argument the user finds nonsensical, irrational, preposterous or simply too long to read (TLDR) and does not wish to respond to meaningfully.

“Wow, you are such an idoit”

idoit Viola

{insert very lengthy text without spacing on why women should exclusively wear skirts}
Viola

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

Viola

by Incy Wincy January 14, 2021

Viola

A 4 stinged instrument that looks like a violin, only it isn't often times it is mistaken for one by someone of lower education backrounds. It is the only instrument that plays in the auto cleff on a regular basis. Violist tend to play only rhythm (never melody). There are no good solos for violas. Violist tend to be the butt of most unfunny instrument jokesand can be substituted for a third violins section.

~Man, can you hear that awsome viola section?
~oh ok good neither could I

by Chan August 27, 2003

Viola

The black sheep, adopted fat kid of the string family. Violins rule.

P1: What do you play?
P2: ...viola...
P1: Oh, ew.
P3: I play the violin.
P1: Make my babies.

by violinists_rule February 23, 2016

Viola

N/A

A: What is a viola?
B: what do you mean?
A: I’m asking what a viola is
B: you’re crazy. Maybe you mean violin

by The best that there is October 25, 2017

Viola

A terrible instrument. No one likes the viola and it is extremely cringe-worthy. The true heros of the orchestra is the violins and cellos. Violas just try to be cool like them by playing low notes (like a cello) and being a small instrument.

Gross, is she a viola player? Well, that sucks that she has like 6 other people to play with her.

by bgtnhymju December 11, 2016

Viola

The Viola is a string instrument that is classified by all violin players as the worst instrument to ever exist.
The Viola can be summed up in one video, you viola you scream by TwoSetViolin

Q: What's the difference between an onion and a viola
A: No one cries when someone cuts a viola

by amusician July 25, 2019

Viola

A musical instrument used by low iq musicans

I saw you are playing the violin
No silly i play viola

(Escapes)

by Mr.JazzMusician January 29, 2020