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vacation dick

Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.
I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.
by Daveguys June 16, 2016
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Post-Vacation Syndrome

Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.
Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."

Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."
by xXThat_GirlXx January 4, 2010
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vacation dick

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.
This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again
by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
by jb181382 June 17, 2016
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vacation brain

the 1-2 days before vacation when you can't get much work done because your brain is already on vacation
I haven't been able to get shit done at work today. I have vacation brain.
by juswannabangonmedrumallday November 24, 2009
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Gentlemans vacation

A vacation Grown Adult Men Take together. Leaving behind all the annoying things in life work,wives,girlfriends and children.
Me- " I am going to Cancun in March

Girlfriend " Spring Break? But you are 26"

Me- No, Spring break is for kids. This is a Gentlemans Vacation
by GwynneTastic January 28, 2010
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viction

The act of teaching oneself to deliberately ignore the wants and needs of positive game development and community growth, over a sustained period of time (usually years). This is often seen alongside self-reinforcing beliefs and behavior to convince oneself that the right things are being done when in fact they are being repeatedly ignored or pushed to one side.
"You need some global level viction to ignore these game breaking bugs and introduce more microtransactions instead."

"Remember that 5-week age when the official game app was supposed to be released globally with tens of thousands of new players flooding in? What a load of viction that was."

"Imagine people buying into the viction to the point where we say a game has diverse management when it's actually just one guy who doesn't code pulling strings at random - and some of them believe it!"
by remembertheglorydays May 22, 2020
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