Off to see the Vicar

The act of meeting an older male lover for purposes of role-play, spanking and mutual masturbation.

'I'm off to see the vicar, he's such a darling.'

by Fishcat January 12, 2012

More tea Vicar

UK: Sometimes used at pub time in male company to acknowlege that somebody has let one rip.
It is said in a posh voice parodying behaviour in more gentile circles.

Jimmy raised his left buttock and let one rip that rattled the half empty glasses on the table, even before the smell of baking brownies had begun to disapate his mates chorused 'more tea vicar'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

v - v - v - vicar

a response to any phrase or word that can have a secondary meaning, usually sexual in nature.

Music Director to choir: It's important, while singing, that we all look at each other's parts.

V - V - V - VICAR.

by vicarsdaughter August 30, 2008

vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them

woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts

by Gareth (DAVESKITCHEN) April 28, 2008

vicare

Badass, strong attitude, intelligently stealthy, and deceitful

Liam ness on is vicare in every movie he has been in.

by toooddddd peterson April 29, 2014

tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism

by Veiga February 24, 2022

Dirty Vicar

Spaffing on your birds tits and declaring yourself a Dirty Vicar.

Last night I gave my Mrs a Dirty Vicar.

by Dirty Vicar1 February 29, 2024