Emily Vasquez

Emily Vasquez the greatest goth in the fucking world Emily is the kind of Teen Girl who just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on newgrounds.com while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy one get one 50% off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over a 56k modem America Online trial discs on myspace.com with a Top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn't get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo edition transparent green Xbox using a third-party Mad Catz Air Flo controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making anti-Semitic remarks about how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage. you know what I mean those kinds of teen girls.

Emily Vasquez "what's up fuckers"

by randomkitten June 22, 2022

Jhonen Vasquez

The meaning of life.

He was going to kill himself, but then he recalled Jhonen Vasquez and opted to stay awhile.

by jess January 11, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez

best annimator in the world. very funny man. eats children. lives in the same city as me. inspired me to be a comic book artist. okay for those who still arent sure here are his comics:
JtHM (for the slow thats Johnny the Homocidal Maniac): 7 issues. possibly more to come

Squee!: 4 issues

I Feel Sick: A book about a girl: 2 books

Everything Can Be Beaten: Book

Bad Art Collection: book

Invader Zim: cartoon with a lovely 40 episodes

Revenge of the Fillerbunny: book

and for the ones that are wondering: wobbly headed bob, meanwhile, and happy noodle boy are in JtHM.

Jhonen Vasquez's birthday is sept. 1.

by Anne Gwish August 31, 2003

dirty vasquez

The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner

Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.

by Rory D June 19, 2007

vasquez

a sexy beast with a large wiener never shuts up constantly talks shit

you lying sack of shit your such a vasquez

by jake_snake December 18, 2008

Vesquani

it means lets go pretty much

vesquani! i just shagged for the first time!

by AidanPawarEatsCurry June 4, 2019

Stretch Vasquez

A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.

Tyrone - He better watch himself before he gets the good ol Stretch Vasquez.

by Are You My Daddy November 5, 2016