Anal Ventriloquism 

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

Anal Ventriloquism by General Hatchet August 16, 2010

angry ventriloquist 

a way of payback for the angry fetus, a trick where your girl believes you are giving her great oral sex, but out of nowhere pierce a pair of scissors into her vagina and forcefully open the blades. once the vagina looks like a mouth, proceed to move the flaps up and down, speaking in different voices as if it where talking to you.

"i was sick and tired of having crappy convosations with that girl, so i performed the angry ventriloquist on her and had a convosation with her cunt instead"

angry ventriloquist by Danny Panic November 28, 2007

Ventriloquisting 

When you are fisting a loose woman you stick your fingers straight out and wiggle them around.

I was ventriloquisting that girl like she was a puppet!

Ventriloquisting by 8ouch April 15, 2011

Anal Ventriloquist 

A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.

The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.

Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.

" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"

"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"

However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.

Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.

Anal Ventriloquist by Dickshun January 5, 2013

ventriloquist 

The act of inserting one's thumb into a females anus, and inserting the index and middle finger into the vagina, usually resulting in large amounts of random gibberish and uncoordinated movement from the receiver.

I gave Jane the ventriloquist, her legs gave out and she was speaking in tongues.

ventriloquist by baumer84 February 10, 2007

ventriloquism 

The worst form of entertainment

"Hey dad, I decided to get into ventriloquism."

".......That's worse than wanting to be a mime."

ventriloquism by smoker89 February 24, 2010

Ventriloquism 

Whilst fisting a woman a man cups his hand into a 'c' shape and squeezes and unsqueeze the inner Virgina walls of her monkey hole making her moan.

"Hey, you up for some ventriloquism tonight??"

Ventriloquism by Meowzic October 2, 2017