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Rusty Venture

A specific sexual act, possibly created by Colonel Horace Gentleman and Tennessee Williams back in P-Town. The exact details of what constitutes a "Rusty Venture" are in question, but here are several possible answers:

*Note* Most of the descriptions listed are gay sexual acts.

1. When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore. - Brock's description (and widely believed to be the real one due to it being the only act that could likely be something Rusty himself has done).

2. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jack the guy off into his own mouth. - The Alchemist's description

3. A Snake Venom - Shoreleave's description

4. A Double Frogman - Colonel Gentleman's description

5. When you fist a guy then open up your hand inside his ass and grab. Whatever you come out with you rub on his dick. - Watch's description

6. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don't let her use the restroom. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. So right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit-cum on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part is where you eat that junk off her back without using your hands. - Ward's description

7. A handjob that involves rubbing shit all over a guy's dick, a turkey baster, and both parties eating their way through something while in a bathtub. - Triana's description
I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture!
by gameking28 November 26, 2010
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Venusian Aikido

Sometimes known as Venusian Karate.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.
The third Doctor was a prominent user of Venusian Aikido.
by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
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The Venture Bros

An animated comedy show currently running on Adult Swim. The Venture Bros follows the tales of two, dim-witted, adventurous boys (Dean and Hank), their scientist father("Doc" or Dr. Venture, sometimes called by his child hood name "Rusty) and their super spy body gaurd, Brock Sampson.

The first season is avalible on DVD, and the second season is currently being show on Adult Swim.
I just saw The Venture Bros last night, Brock went completely bad-ass on everyone.
by Kipp "Kipper" Stone August 21, 2006
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Zacky Vengeance

The left-handed rhythm guitarist for the California metal band Avenged Sevenfold. He's noted for his harmonized solos with the lead player Synyster Gates.
"Featuring a duelling solo by Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance"
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The Darkest Venue

A reference to Changeling: the Lost, an RPG venue played in the Mind's Eye Society, the official LARP of White Wolf. The term was coined by Tyson Hood, referring to how Changeling was a much 'darker' venue than Vampire. It's spread throughout the subculture widely.
Changeling is, without a doubt, the darkest venue.
by DrEwing November 17, 2016
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Rusty Venture

Sex move from The Venture Bros. named after the show's main character. There are various definitions:

1) When you run your finger around a guy's ass while you jerk the guy off into his own mouth.

2) When two guys 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum, turn over then blow cum into each other's asshole.

3) Take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back address, then you shove the snorkel up your ass and jerk yourself off at the same time.

4) When you fuck a guy then stick your hand up his ass, and then whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5) A straight move: when you take a girl out for a huge dinner then you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. Right when you pull out, you rub the shit on her back. That is the "Rusty" part of the act. The "Venture" part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

6) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
Shore leave: We used to throw Rusty Venture parties in the Castro

The Alchemist: Denied! Asking for a Rusty Venture right out of the gate?
by Doe and Cardholder November 26, 2010
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