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venezuelan choker hold

The act of taking a large constipated shit, right at the peak of passing the shit, the sphincter pauses mid shit, hence "choker"
Jason was taking his morning dump when suddenly he realised his sphincter was distracted by an unwanted Venezuelan Choker Hold!
by MayflyLane August 23, 2016
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The Venezuelan Vagina Tear

The act of ripping a woman's vagina open so wide she can give birth to a monster truck.
"I heard Jimmy gave Bertha the Venezuelan Vagina Tear Yesterday, yet she doesn't seem too sad about it."
by ThePolishPrincess January 19, 2023
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Venezuela

The most beautiful country in the world, with the most beautiful beaches. Lovely accent, and lovely people. In Venezuela, you find the hottest and kindest people in this world. Venezuela is known as a very happy country.
- hey! have you been to venezuela?
- yeah dude! it's the most beautiful country in this world!
by andreac123 February 21, 2012
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venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'
Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.
by GReg April 27, 2014
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Venezuelan heat parade

n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.
Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.
by Macbeezy April 26, 2011
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Venezuelan

A person that his family comes from venezuela , Venezuelans normally are beautiful people but with a language very vulgar
My friend is a Venezuelan that has internet every 2 weeks
by TheIceToaster October 21, 2019
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venezuelan cuntdragon

A foreign hooker with a burning, raging STD.
Mark told Rich to stay the hell away from her, she's a Venezuelan Cuntdragon.
by Guinness88&Christyss March 14, 2016
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