venezia

1. Alternate spelling of Venice.
2. Often mispronounced word.
3. A state of mind, not just a place.

I was about to have a breakdown, but now I'm totally venezia.

by zigdag September 23, 2004

Venetian Plaster

ejaculating on a face or ass quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.

For more depth, let dry and repeat.

"I Venetian Plastered that ass last night."

"I really wanted to Venetian plaster her face, but I'm not sure we're at that level in our relationship, yet."

by Crystal24 October 19, 2014

Venezia man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves scoring against Venezia. He would fight anyone who dares to take Venezia from him. He even thinks about Venezia more than his wife..

Venezia man like scoring penalties even more than drinking water.

by Trillss May 27, 2021

Venianocculitis

that condition where the subject's optic nerve crosses with the rectal nerve, resulting in a shitty outlook on life.

Venianocculitis is defined as that condition where the subject's optic nerve crosses with the rectal nerve, resulting in a shitty outlook on life.

by flattorney January 10, 2009

Venetian Gondola

A turn of phrase used to describe what flat mates get up to get the banter started. Where one gay (the rower) wanks his even gayer mate (the gondola) off. Like 'skiing' but involves two people not three.

"Where have them two gone?"
"dunno. Probably back to theirs to play the Ventetian gondola"

"Oi mate! Go and play with your Venetian gondola. He looks all lonely over there on his own, you batty! Ciao!"

by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 27, 2012

Venetian Princess

YouTube's "VenetianPrincess" ranks in as the #1 most subscribed female in the world.

With over 530,000 subscribers and over 130 million views.

Venetian Princess's new video was so funny!

by T-baaaaag! August 20, 2009

venetian tuning

New technique of tuning, used to decrease car weight by replacing heavy body panels with lighter aluminium stripes and tubes. First was used by streamer Shinyodd on Venetian Sunstang.

How many garden chairs do you use to make this venetian tuning panels?

by Telephone box failure December 19, 2020