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Penis Ventriloquist

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.
Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.
by MelCefus August 13, 2006
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Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
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ventriloklepto

n. Someone who instigates the theft of something by proxy. A person who incites another to steal for their own benefit.
Aubree: "Ok, who's gonna steal me a flower before we leave?"
Jamie: "Aubs...you're such a ventriloklepto...nobody's gonna be your puppet."
by Walker Kellogg February 1, 2008
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ventriloquized

The act of throwing one's voice to make it appear someone else had spoken.
I didn't say dinner tasted nasty, Nick ventriloquized me or something, that's why you thought it was me!
by Heretic617 May 18, 2017
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ventrism

a ventrism is a punk who only cares about virtual jobs and couldn’t care less around real ones. ventrisms hate vsco girls and will not tolerate you if you even whisper a “sksksk”. a common ventrism name is alex,so if you know an alex don’t be suprised when they go through their ventrism phase.

nevertheless, ventrisms are funny as, and know how to take a joke when necessary. ventrisms are always fun to be around, and knowing a ventrism is a true state of happiness. don’t drop ventrisms if you know what’s good for you !
ANGIE : Bro, did you see that ROBLOX nerd, ventrism? Must be a loser.

ANGEL : Dude, you mean Alex? Broooo haha, he’s cool when you get to know him. I see what you mean though, def’ ventrism. Standing straight, trash talking the FOBby VSCO girl, and wearing glasses. He’s cool though.
ANGIE : He’s really not that bad?
ANGEL : Bro, not at all. Very chills. Friend worthy.
by fer1shta November 11, 2019
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shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
by Hersheydog March 7, 2023
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Veltrified

Ya bitch i just Veltrified your ass, suck my dick, yeah.
by Jimminy Slicker February 16, 2010
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