Veloncia

1. A mythological goblin-like creature from the land of Israel
2. Synonymous with the word "hoodrat"

I stepped in some Veloncia the other day...

by HappyLotto August 4, 2011

velociraptor

Velociraptors are commonly found on tropical islands converted to millionaire amusement parks, but are commonly being sighted in the Pacific Northwest.

Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around their prey.

Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrian, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.

Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.

Velociraptors do no know fear.

Velociraptors are really fucking scary

by NHW March 26, 2009

velocitized

Accustomed to a rate of speed.

"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."

by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003

Veline

Not a regular female that you know. Unique, fiercely loyal and most important S-E-X-Y.

This women makes you forget about your world and you will only lives in hers.

Not only she is humorous, she is extremely attractive and out of this world.

the name itself means a gift of god.

You're a Veline. Aka a Gift of god

Kiddo: "Mum, what present did you gotten me ?"

Mum replies: "Veline"
Kiddo: "kid, jumps up and down and screams for joy, i got a Veline"

by XendearPailoerYager312 March 10, 2021

Bella Velo

A really dumb person that’s annoying and adopted

“Bella Velo is dumb”

by Poopoohead420 January 31, 2021

velocirabbit

A varying hare in which has a certain Rapidity or speed of motion; and or swiftness.

Whoa! That crazy Velocirabbit just raced right in front of my bicycle at an amazing speed of 3.00 x 10^8m/s

by Katzen March 8, 2005

velobsteraptor

A mythical creature that is half velociraptor and half lobster. This strange combination results in a nightmarish predator that tends to hang around in large packs, can survive both on land and in water, and rips its chosen prey apart with its huge pincers and razor-sharp claws.

If you see a velobsteraptor, please contact your local mad scientist immediately, as he or she is probably missing their precious mutant. If you see more than one velobsteraptor, please curl up into the fetal position and pray to any given deity/deities of your choosing.

"Oh SHIT! It's a velobsteraptor!! Take the children and run while you still can!"

"Velobsteraptors don't exist, that's the stupidest thing I ever AAAAAH JESUS CHRIST GET IT OFF ME GEAAAAAAUGUBLrnmg"

"Velobsteraptors ate my homework, killed my parents, raped my dog, destroyed my house and stole my car!! It was TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!"

by That Vulture Girl April 28, 2009