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velociraptor

Velociraptors are commonly found on tropical islands converted to millionaire amusement parks, but are commonly being sighted in the Pacific Northwest.

Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around their prey.

Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrian, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.

Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.

Velociraptors do no know fear.
Velociraptors are really fucking scary
by NHW March 26, 2009
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velocitized

"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."
by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003
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velocirabbit

A varying hare in which has a certain Rapidity or speed of motion; and or swiftness.
Whoa! That crazy Velocirabbit just raced right in front of my bicycle at an amazing speed of 3.00 x 10^8m/s
by Katzen March 8, 2005
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velocity

Defined as the change in position of an object (displacement) per unit of time. Velocity, unlike speed, takes into account the direction of travel relative to a base point.

v = s/t (where v and s are vectors)

Where (using SI units):
v is the velocity of the body in metres per second (ms^-1)
s is the displacement of the body in metres (m)
t is the time taken to travel from the initial point to the final point in seconds (s)
1. (One dimension) If you start at point A and travel directly north to point B which is ten metres away, and it takes you five seconds to get there, your velocity will be 2ms^-1 due north.

2. (One dimension) If you travel west for a ten seconds at 1ms^-1, take a break for twenty seconds and then travel for another ten seconds at 1ms^-1, your velocity for the trip will be .05ms^-1 due west.

3. (Two dimension) If you start at point A and travel north at 3kmh^-1 for two hours, and then instantaneously change direction and travel due east for four hours at a speed of 2kmh^-1 to point B, your velocity for the trip is 10kmh^-1 N53°E (53°T)

I think...
by White Razor December 15, 2008
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Velocirapture

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.
Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you
by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007
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velocirapetor

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.
dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.
by Alzabo November 22, 2013
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velociboobies

A drunken picture of two or three friends' breasts pushed together, to be texted to other friends who are not there (usually Cely)
I wish Angela was here...

Grab your phone, let's send her velociboobies!
by Aspersia March 17, 2014
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