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blue veined porridge gun

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...
"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"
by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009
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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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Blue Veined Hooligan

A rather large, hard aggresive penis which throbs with a relentlessly strong pulse, which is ready for eruption at any given moment.
"What is that in your pocket?"
"That, my darling, is my blue veined hooligan, and he's going mad"
by ezydriver March 8, 2008
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veilentine

When a woman is pretending not to be counting down the minutes till her valentine flowers and gifts are delivered. The woman assumes a blank, nonchalant look almost like she has worn a veil to cover her real feelings.
Nekesa: OMG whats up with Phyllis today she looks lost.
Wambui: Nah thats just her veilentine face, I hear she aint gotten her valentine roses (giggles)
by Pookie518 February 13, 2014
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blue veined home wrecker

When a guy brags about how his dick has wrecked several marriages.
Shure, she's married but she can't resist my blue veined home wrecker.
by Michael J. Healey October 5, 2009
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