by AStrangerOnTwitter December 23, 2020
Get the verohappylul mug.Vegos, lord of fat rolls, dick jokes, and busting on his own face. This extraterrestrial being is known for his uncanny ability to suck the souls out of his enemies, and will proceed to make cock rings out of their broken skull fragments. It is rumored that Vegos beat up a 5 year old for his happy meal infinity gauntlet. Vegos is not to be trifled with, and is also the host of none other than mighty Serrano. (many consider vegos to be a mere vassal for serrano to manipulate) It is rumored that in the early year of 2001 B.C. (before the arrival of almighty god of hot breath peter carafano) Vegos was discovered to have a weakness. A self-aware liver that requires constant donations of semen from papi macilveen to maintain a stable condition.
I think Vegos has a crush on Hannah Nolting...
No way really??
Yeah he talks about her almost as much as he does, his own penis!
Woah he must really like her!!!!
No way really??
Yeah he talks about her almost as much as he does, his own penis!
Woah he must really like her!!!!
by thanoscarthanoscar October 1, 2018
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Waiter: Oh another Vegaholic, what's the purpose of eating healthy if you are going to drink alcohol
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