1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
by smittebo November 26, 2007
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The most sexy, swagy, tallest person. She has black eyes and the perfect shoulder length brown hair. Shes the most energetic person but the most unathletic person you will meet. She may seem smart but she's a dumbass.
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