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Vanilla Ice 

The biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
He sounds the same as every rapper out there,black or white.
Vanilla Ice by fuck rap January 19, 2004

Vanilla Ice 

A rapper who had up until 1994 had only 1 good song that made people become closet listeners of his. Then he released a great album in 1994, Mind Blowin'. Now he is a rap/rocker and his music is awesome.
Vanilla Ice by VampiroJuggalo August 11, 2003

Vanilla Ice 

A person who wants to suck DIO's dick and has za hando requiem.
Fangirl: I want to suck Dio's dick
Jojo fan: Then you are a Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice by Sexmaster22 October 5, 2020

vanilla ice 

A brutal and insane man wearing no pants whatsoever (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, called Iced in the US game for). He holds his lord in high regard, and if you make him attack a figure that looks exactly like his lord, he will go kung-fooey on your ass and beat it until you are fubar but still living, and there's no stopping him when he's like this. He's THAT brutal, insane, and unstoppable.

Also, you could call any pantless (religious) zealot a Vanilla Ice.
Vanilla Ice... AKA the Pantless Wonder
vanilla ice by IcyHaku October 10, 2005

Vanilla Ice 

A pretty cool rapper that was popular in the early 90's, then his career died quite suddenly. He went suicidal and now sings under the same name in a rap/metal band. Friends with Insane Clown Posse and features in "Insane Killaz" by ICP. Real name: Robert Van Winkle
Vanilla Ice by normwah June 22, 2003

Vanilla Ice 

A term to describe someone who has very basic sexual desires, a lack of willingness to explore or branch out, and is typically dismissive or non-receptive of a partner's sexual advances.

A combination of the terms vanilla, meaning conventional and boring, and ice, meaning to ignore or be frigid. This term is unrelated to the rap artist who bears the same moniker.
My boyfriend turned out to be such vanilla ice. I almost never get laid anymore, and when I do, it's always the same boring shit.