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valenciano

People with this last name tend to have large Dicks. They are overconfident and usually get what they want. They like to look good and are popular. They are great with girls and makes a lot of money. If your a Valenciano your a fucking badass.
Man I wish I was a Valenciano. Valenciano's have it too good.
by Ldm21 October 22, 2013
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Nick Valensi

The 6'3 skinny, but sexy guitarist from The Strokes. Probably used to not have many friends in highschool besides Jules and Fab. Has long dark sexy hair and bites his bottom lip while doing guitar leads.
Jenn and Nick Valensi had sex last ngiht.
by Jennifer April 14, 2004
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Nick Valensi

A hot, scrawny guitar player for the wonderful band The Strokes. He began to play the guitar at age 5, and currently resides in New York City East.
Nick Valensi wants me.
by Nik Vall-enn-see November 3, 2003
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nick valensi

23 year old sexy guitarist of The Strokes.Drinks,smokes, and has a good time with his fellow bandmates Jules,Fab,Albert,and Nikolai. Guitar expertee.Has been playing since he was 5.
The strokes fucking want me and they had sex with annie last night
by Annie April 16, 2004
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Nick Valensi

Possibly the most gorgeous guitarist alive. Very tall and very skinny, wears super sexy tight pants. Damn you Amanda De Cadenet!!!
(No offence to the other Strokes memebers. I love you all. The Strokes is the best band EVER!)
Nick looked confused as Julian hit a high note
by nick&nikolaiROCK March 29, 2004
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Christian Valencia

Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.
Christian Valencia can you help me, please?
Yes, yes I can what's wrong?
by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018
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nick valensi

Guitarrista muy hermoso de los Strokes... que es una banda genial que recién ahora se está escuchando en latinoamérica
I CAN'T WRITE IN ENGLISH!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW!!! hehe... in ARGENTINA we love the strokes
by Dani Argentina April 23, 2004
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