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Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues
“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”
by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021
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valet job

when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022
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The Dirty Valet

A man or woman on all fours reaches back and inserts your penis or fist in their anus.
Girl wanted it bad. She did the Dirty Valet before I put the rubber on dawg.
by BarebackJack December 20, 2017
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Chalet Valet

the best way to pick up ur food when u order it from Swiss Chalet
hey i’m using chalet valet to pick up my food
by 1Shot Duke March 14, 2022
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