VALC

Internet acronym for "Vete a La Chingada!"

Equivalent in English to "Go to hell!" or "Get the f*ck outta here!"

Adrian: Yo man let's go pick up some rats tonight! My girl finally let me out!
Michael: VALC

by epmcj38 January 11, 2009

valantis

valantis: a sweet,caring,sensitive guy that a girl world love to have. He is very charming and nice and he is very VERY attaractive. He's very protective when it comes to the people he loves. he can kick ass when he needs to but most of the time he can be the most wonderful guy you could ever meet.

Jamie: ....he hurt my feelings Valantis...

Valantis:Its ok baby I'm here for you but first .....*gets the bat* where's that son of a bitch ??

by valantislover123 December 31, 2011

vajaculate

(verb): To female ejaculate, i.e., to shoot liquid from one's vagina during orgasm. (This phenomenon occurs in a minority of women.)

See also: vajaculation, n.

Etymology: vaj (short for vagina) + ejaculate.

Watch out if you go down on Jessica -- she's liable to vajaculate in your face when she comes.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

valania

clan led by a shitter indian named exkeon

oh valania is shit sin0ps is an ugly indian
fucking valanian degenerate

by valaniaisshitdumbniggers May 26, 2019

Valascro

Valascro is a fictional character who comes to your house 2 weeks after Christmas and gifts you presents. Valascro is a sexy frog wearing a santa suit who makes the snow on your roof tops turn invisible. In order to interact with Valascro directly you must leave out cinnamon buns and water for him to consume. If you do not behave on valascros eve you will be summoned by a demon spawn and will be hit by a car if you leave your houses!

Bitch you better leave out cinnamon buns for Valascro or he aint giving you shit

by Valascro February 8, 2019

Valcy7

a rich spoiled little kid who loves csgo, fortnite and energy drinks.
hes basically a ''Jonne''

Wow thats a Valcy7, hes quite gae

by ado o gae September 10, 2019

valcussy

a valcussy is when a valcano has a vagina, if the earth has sexual intercourse, the valcussy will erupt and spray it's valcussy discharge everywhere.

I got too excited and went fast into that valcussy, my stuff was very warm.

by valcussy expert July 11, 2021