Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.

In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.

by Spartacus Sanchez February 20, 2009

Singapore Variant

The mutated strand of coronavirus from the “fine” city that is deadly to kids, as fictionally claimed by Opposition politicians in the Land of the Gandhis, which could usher in India’s third wave, if zero flights between Singapore and India are not enforced.

The authorities refuted the idea of the “Singapore variant,” which seems more like the Opposition in Delhi poking fun at the ineptitude of PM Modi and his team in containing the pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus May 18, 2021

Delta variant

Whenever they want to sell more masks, medical supplies, vaccines, or test kits, they try to scare people all over again, you can tell by the news you see and hear about how the next mutation is always just a little bit more dangerous than the last, if not much more dangerous.

Life was beginning to return to what some considered dull (pre pandemic) again, and because that would make the people that would otherwise remain in their lines wake up and fight the people looking to make money off anything related to the medical field pretended to get angry and started trying to scare the rest of the population all over again to get them back in line, and unable to think for themselves yet again. The delta variant was just the excuse they needed to shut people's thoughts down all over again.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

varian and the seven kingdoms

this is the best "spin-off" that was never green-lit. its the best thing to exist and it is proven!!

dude disney should have made vat7k / varian and the seven kingdoms.
i know right? it was so good.

by Hugo's number 1 fan February 25, 2023

Sammy Variant #4502

Sammy (aka variant #4502), was transported to the TVA after she caused a branch in time because she ate the wrong piece of cake at Thor's party. Sammy's release from the TVA was not publicized, for confidential reasons. Sammy variant #4502 is the most perfect human being you'll ever meet. She is loved by many as a great-granddaughter, granddaughter, daughter, sister, cousin, niece, friend, and most importantly, a grandma. Sammy variant #4502 is super empathetic, and always willing to help and comfort a friend. She is awesome at signing, and pretty tall and athletic (Sammy variants usually do sports and are very committed to the things they enjoy doing.) Sammy variants always have many favorite expressions. #4502's favorites are bucko (shmucko), drat you, trashity, and *eeeeaaah* (incoherent screaming). Sammy variants favourite colours constantly vary but are usually orange or yellow. Sammy Variant #4502 is also super creative, great at dancing, and can pull off any neon-coloured outfit. Sammy variants are usually blessed with awesome talents, like being adept at drawing, having awesome taste in clothes, and just being a beautiful, entertaining, interesting, and fun person to be around! Sammy variants love coming up with theories and creative ideas, and every variant of Sammy has aspired to be an actor or artist of some kind. Overall, Sammy Variant#4502 is the perfect friend to have, because she will always be by your side in many memories to come. <3

"Who's that?'
"Sammy Variant #4502! She's my best friend!"

by Pinkflamingos22 January 21, 2022

ohmigod variant

how valley girls refer to the omicron covid variant.

“hey suzy, did you hear about the new ohmigod variant? it’s - like - sooooo contagious.”

by dankhaddock December 21, 2021

variance

a. The act of varying.
b. The state or quality of being variant or variable; a variation.
c. A difference between what is expected and what actually occurs.
2. The state or fact of differing or of being in conflict.

Firmly resolved, after putting his affairs in order in the regiment, to retire from the army and return and marry Sonya, Nicholas, serious, sorrowful, and at variance with his parents, but, as it seemed to him, passionately in love, left at the beginning of January to rejoin his regiment.
War and Peace by Tolstoy, Leo

by English Student November 4, 2013