vagitis

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003

vaginosis

A stankin ass pink taco. Usually occurs if the womans been sitting in the hot sun all day in biker shorts with her fat rolls hangin over the cooch so it can't air out. Result, a stankin cooter.

That bishes poot nanny stank so bad she must have vaginosis

by The Pink Taco with no salsa or guac April 20, 2003

Vaginosis

Using excuses to get out of training

He did not attend training due a bad case of Vaginosis

by French Canadian June 8, 2009

Oral Vaginosis

A build up of vaginal fluids that forms a lining in the mouth after licking a girl's lady parts for a long period of time. This will only happen if you perform cunnilingus at night, and then neglect to brush your teeth before bed. Thus, resulting in you waking up the next morning with symptoms of Oral Vaginosis.

Guy 1- I ate Beca out last night and now there's weird shit in my mouth!
Guy 2- Ha! You have Oral Vaginosis!!

by emailman August 12, 2013

Vagionista

A woman who lets her vagina speak for her. Can be spotted easily in a crowd, usually doing everything BIGGER like dancing or drinking with her girlfriends.

A woman who prides herself on independence and.....her vagina. She makes it a point to bring it up in conversation. Even at family reunions.

A sparkly vagina.

"I wanted to get that girl's digits...but she looks like a vagionista."

"I wanted to invite (insert your bitchy girlfriend's name here) to go out with us....but she is such a vagionista."

by MFLUDER June 4, 2012

vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.

Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

vaginosis

A mental disorder that causes some men to act as if they had a vagina. Its symptoms are inability to step up, constant whining, and an inability to join certain baseball leagues.

Michael would not stop complaining about his phone because of his severe vaginosis.

by a money 223 January 19, 2010