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vaginastew

Some dumb tumblr bitch who reblogs stupid pictures of porn and things that she thinks are cool but really aren't. She has a lot of followers and nobody really knows why. People also send her nudes all the time because for some reason everyone wants attention from her. She's also kind of hot.
person 1: hey did I just see your nudes on vaginastews blog?
person 2: probably I want her to suck my tits
vaginastew by godlovesfags September 2, 2011
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Vaginista 

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.
Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"
Vaginista by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

vaginamite 

having, causing, or pertaining to explosive, diva-like, womanly energy
Suggested Use:
1) Ain't nobody dancin' at this party!! Some bitch best throw out a stick of vaginamite!!

2) I'm about two seconds from bustin' out a 30-lb. keg of vaginamite on yo' ass!!

Pun Potential:
That bitch ain't no fun. Her vaginamite be all rotten.

Misuse:
(Not to be confused with the two-word term describing a fictional, crab-like disease/STI)

She *has* vagina mites.

vaginastein 

A term to discribe a male who is pussying out from doing something masculine, for example going out for drinks with the boys.

A male who is acting like he has a huge sloppy vagina.
Dude, stop be a vaginastein
vaginastein by cinci-sam September 1, 2007

vaganalisticly 

A condition when sand has been accumulated inside the vagina cause the afflicted to show sparatic emotions ranging from begin depressive to flaunting his ego.
"Man, he acts so vaganalisticly on /all chat. All ways acting like he is nothing then acting like he is better than someone else."
vaganalisticly by Edixorep February 28, 2009

vaginalistic 

any act performed by male sugesting the possibilty of them having a vagina
Chris was promoting world peace and animal rights so Colin called him vaginalistic.
vaginalistic by Colin Bull April 29, 2006

Vaginamite 

A Legitamitely awesome girl, like someone with a vagina who is awesome. Usually Asian.
Wei wei, you are vaginamite
Vaginamite by Serapolly February 20, 2011