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Vagenius 

A man who pretends to be in a relationship to trick his opponent into thinking that he is no longer trying. Further accomplishing his ultimate goal in becoming a fantasy football god.
Did you hear that Vag changed his relationship status on Facebook to taken? I think he's just tricking CPL. What a Vagenius.
Vagenius by Thaoliban December 27, 2021

vagenius 

when a woman is smart
damn, that woman is intelligent asf, she must be a vagenius.
vagenius by nathan.rnc August 26, 2023

vagenius - (smart pussy) 

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.
Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".
FoB: I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow...
Person #2: Oh, you mean the vagenious?
Vagenious by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009
1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009
noun. the region of a woman's anatomy encompassing both the vagina and anus, and all additional parts betwixt
For those who enjoy performing both cunnilingus and analingus, the vagenus is a banquet of pleasures for the palate.
vagenus by Dragon Prince December 13, 2007