by Toby Warren May 16, 2008

a vampire i'd like to f@ck, made popular by te twilight movies and the lead actor rob pattinson who plays vamp edward cullen.
by liztastic March 15, 2009

Vice (president) I'd Like (to) Fuck
Or any other running mate to someone running for public office.
See Sarah Palin.
Or any other running mate to someone running for public office.
See Sarah Palin.
Guy 1: Dude, the selection of Sarah Palin as a running mate clearly shows John Mccain's willingness to shamelessly pander to the uneducated masses in order to get into office, no matter what potential consequences could arise from having an inexperienced hockey mom act as the most powerful person on earth. Which is a real possibility because from looking at an actuary table, one can see that John McCain has a 1 in 3 chance of dying during his first term.
Guy 2: Dude I know, American politics suck donkey cock. But hey, she's a vilf.
Guy 2: Dude I know, American politics suck donkey cock. But hey, she's a vilf.
by fatline99 October 27, 2008

by Jesus Christ of Balitmore November 2, 2008

vice-president i'd like to fuck
Russell Brand refered to Sarah Palin as a vilf at the 2008 MTV music awards
Russell Brand refered to Sarah Palin as a vilf at the 2008 MTV music awards
by MattDavis! November 2, 2008

"Hey Carville, tell Hillary to go on ahead without me, would ya? I gotta watch this next speech, it's that vilf from Alaska..."
by South Park Republican October 20, 2008
