vilf

Vicar I Would Like To Fuck

Oh that VILF is fine, I would like her to christan something else...

by Toby Warren May 16, 2008

vilf

Veep I'd like to ...

vilf = Sarah Palin

by PaleoCon September 07, 2008

vilf

a vampire i'd like to f@ck, made popular by te twilight movies and the lead actor rob pattinson who plays vamp edward cullen.

Have you ever seen the movie Twilight? Edward is such a Vilf!!

by liztastic March 15, 2009

vilf

Vice (president) I'd Like (to) Fuck
Or any other running mate to someone running for public office.
See Sarah Palin.

Guy 1: Dude, the selection of Sarah Palin as a running mate clearly shows John Mccain's willingness to shamelessly pander to the uneducated masses in order to get into office, no matter what potential consequences could arise from having an inexperienced hockey mom act as the most powerful person on earth. Which is a real possibility because from looking at an actuary table, one can see that John McCain has a 1 in 3 chance of dying during his first term.
Guy 2: Dude I know, American politics suck donkey cock. But hey, she's a vilf.

by fatline99 September 12, 2008

Vilf

Vice president I'd like to fuck. See "Sarah Palin".

1: Sarah Palin is a Vilf!
2: I know dude! Shit!

by Jesus Christ of Balitmore September 19, 2008

vilf

vice-president i'd like to fuck
Russell Brand refered to Sarah Palin as a vilf at the 2008 MTV music awards

Matt: Dude, have you seen Sarah Palin?
Chris: Yeah, what a VILF!

by MattDavis! September 21, 2008

vilf

Veep I'd like to fuck

"Hey Carville, tell Hillary to go on ahead without me, would ya? I gotta watch this next speech, it's that vilf from Alaska..."

by South Park Republican September 03, 2008