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Vice (president) I'd Like (to) Fuck
Or any other running mate to someone running for public office.
See Sarah Palin.
Guy 1: Dude, the selection of Sarah Palin as a running mate clearly shows John Mccain's willingness to shamelessly pander to the uneducated masses in order to get into office, no matter what potential consequences could arise from having an inexperienced hockey mom act as the most powerful person on earth. Which is a real possibility because from looking at an actuary table, one can see that John McCain has a 1 in 3 chance of dying during his first term.
Guy 2: Dude I know, American politics suck donkey cock. But hey, she's a vilf.
by fatline99 September 12, 2008
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Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck.
see Sarah Palin.
Guy 1: Hey Sarah Palin is on NBC and has no fucking idea what Charlie is asking her about!
Guy 2: Yeah, even I know what the Bush Doctrine is, but its ok, I'd blow my load all over that Vpilf's face!
by fatline99 September 12, 2008
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