For someone who does not eat meat I sure like to fuck that Vegan with my meat since she is such a Vilf
by Stanlin May 2, 2008

by Jesus Christ of Balitmore November 2, 2008

"vilf" is an abbreviation of "villain I'd like to fuck", this is also an appropriation of the common terms "milf" and "dilf" but catered for those of us who appreciate the evil things in life.
by x__wig__x March 22, 2021

Bree: *swoons* Oh my God, Edward Cullen...
Pogan: I know, he is a total VILF.
Bree: So are Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle.
Pogan: You're right, they're all a bunch of VILF's
Pogan: I know, he is a total VILF.
Bree: So are Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle.
Pogan: You're right, they're all a bunch of VILF's
by ButterfliBritt October 5, 2008

Person 1: Have you read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles?
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.
Person 2: Why should I?
Person 1: First, the vampires don't sparkle.
Person 2: Then?
Person 1: The main guy, Lestat, is a VILF.
by Rockstar69 April 8, 2009

by Jorg Sacul August 5, 2006
