vermont

Disregard the cutesy stuff (maple syrup, skiing, cheese, ice cream). Vermont is a state comprised of 50% trust funders (wannabe hippies, skiers, political activists from New York state) and 50% hillbillies that serve the trust funders' every whim. Vermont sucks slightly less than New Hampshire in that it is not totally bereft of cultural diversity. Vermont is a great place to live if you are wealthy and can winter somewhere else (well except for driving up from Westchester county to stay at your condo for some skiing on occasion).

Like, dude, I had to spend $8000 to keep my 1979 Volvo 240DL running. That was almost a tenth of my entire monthly trust fund check. I thought that I might have to cut back on my weed consumption but Dad paid for it. I only had to renew my promise never to return to Pound Ridge from Vermont.

vermont by twinstates September 17, 2006

Vermont

one of the top 10 most expensive states to live in, Vermont is not "nice" as people would say, Its very nosey, snobby, and pretentious. The living wages are awful, job market is a joke, weather is terrible, and it's boring as piss. population consists mostly of preppy kids with loaded parents trying to get out, and heroin/pill dealers trying to stay and take advantage. Any town that doesnt cost you a literal fotune to live in, will be a complete falling apart dump, and that is most of them. The best thing about Vermont is snow and maple syrup, and real maple syrup sucks. Truely only a place worth visiting.

"hey man, wanna visit Vermont?"
"yeah, but only because I'm loaded and love snowboarding."

Vermont by iehfi June 2, 2016

vermont

A fucking shithole of drug-addicts and morons. Let's live in a frozen tundra of retards who's main industry is maple syrup trees and re-selling pot from Canada. Ever meet a fuckin hot girl in Vermont? Good luck finding pussy up there, it's probably tainted with pale, hairy cunts and the semi-decent chicks are complete wastes and bitches from being hit on by every stoner loser. Gotta love high taxes, nothing to do, freezing your ass off, no employment opportunities and a socialism of fake niceness. FUCK VERMONT

Vermonter: A fucking idiot.

vermont by Retarded Vermonters January 17, 2007

Vermont

A state that can be good for some people and bad for others. For me it sucks, i hav lived here pretty much my whole childhood and it seems incomplete i think hunting, fishing, and skiing are boring as shit, maple syrup sucks, the only thing it got goin is cabot cheese and ben and jerrys (even tho its not locally owned anymore and was bought out by some bigass company) o ya and i like snomobiling, but other than that vt is filled with rednecks, hippies, wannabe gangstas and barely any hot chicks, i live out in the fucking woods in the middle of nowhere and if, tomoro, my parents said we were moving to an urban area, i would go berserk for the thought of having a night life...

Vermont sucks unless ur a redneck...

Vermont by Footballkid002 June 29, 2009

Vermont

Down to Earth, a land where you can get lost in the woods and not feel scared.

Cell phone service is very hit or miss.

Hunting is a way of life for most.

Cannabis is very prevalent, why not I say.

Home to one of the finest micro-breweries, Long Trail.
Many Vermonters are rabid alcoholics, guzzling BudLight, PBR, and micro-brews by the barrel... and hard liquor, lots and lots of hard liquor.
Home to the finest american cheese factory, Cabot.

The people that say there is nothing to do obviously hate the outdoors and can't stand the thought of there not being a club or mall.

Vermont, to me, is a misunderstood State.

Flatlander from NJ: The leaves are so pretty up here.
Vermonter: don't you guys have trees in The Garbage State?
Flatlander from NJ: Not sure. How does my tan look with the leaves in the background?
Vermonter: Somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and a carrot.

Saying: Im a Vermonta and I do what I wanta!

Optimist saying: If you stand on that stump over there you can get 2-bars of cell signal.

Wife: hey look, another car off the road, weather is bad today.
Husband: if the fucking flatlanders could learn to fucking drive they wouldn't be in the ditch
Wife: agreed

Vermont by drow_in_wasteland September 10, 2014

Vermont

Once a proud, hard working, take no crap, thinking state. Now a high, hippie infested, welfare cesspool, thanks NY for kicking all your hippies out in the 60's and 70's they all came here and we were not allowed to shoot them so they stayed.

Welcome to Vermont, we don't do anything here, just sit in the woods get high and talk about how great it would be if there was something to do. maybe if we weren't all high we could get something done, i mean Sh*t come on even Montreal is home to the Canadian Space Agency. We could do something... but no it seems all we care about is food and snow. Lame. We will never have good jobs, or contribute to the world in any significant way.

Vermont by Last real Vermonter January 26, 2012

Vermont

i just moved here and it's pretty sweet. very liberal, howard dean was our governor, we are one of the greenest states in the US, and everyone is really nice. other things to find here include phish, ben and jerry's, maple syrup, and vermont cheddar cheese. the 2nd least populated state behind wyoming, and the biggest city is burlington (less than 40,000 people). the only state with a capital (montpelier got like 8000 people) without a micky d's. gets hella cold in the winter, like right around zero or sometimes below at night. kickass skiing or snowboarding. medical marijuana is legal here, and the state legislature is thinking about lowing the drinking age to 18. some bad things are that there is like no diversity whatsoever (about 98% white) and it's very rural (which can also be a good thing).

BYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
i live in vermont BYAAAAAAHHHHH

Vermont by vermont person October 17, 2008