vagenius

An individual(s) who consistently makes stupid and irrational decisions.

That vagenius thinks you look down the barrel of a gun to see if it's loaded.

The vagenius's in Congress just passed a tax increase.

by MonsterM60 October 30, 2015

Vagenius

A man who pretends to be in a relationship to trick his opponent into thinking that he is no longer trying. Further accomplishing his ultimate goal in becoming a fantasy football god.

Did you hear that Vag changed his relationship status on Facebook to taken? I think he's just tricking CPL. What a Vagenius.

by Thaoliban December 27, 2021

Vagenius

A person who is well versed in the vagina, it's needs, and it's wants. Also may be referred to as a "Pussy Whisperer"

Girl I know why you love that man, I'm a Vagenius I can tell he's giving you that good dick.

by eeem28 October 23, 2014

Vagenius

When a women thinks with her vagina instead of her brain

If I wasn't such a vagenius I could've finished this presentation days ago

"Hey what's up with Anna lately? All she talks about is that new guys she's been hooking up with" "Ya she's being a total vagenius"

by The Shuffler February 6, 2018