Uno

A game specially made for retarded and drunk people who are desperate to be social but don’t want to make an effort. The game basically requires you to use 2% of your brain cells and is therefore based on pure luck

“ Feras wanna play uno?”
- No i’m gonna go find some new friends, enjoy

by whatupdocc February 2, 2023

UNO

The end of all friendships

Uno

Guy: I'm sorry
Guy: what do you mean sorry what for
Guy: For this. ( Placed a plus 4)
Guy: I hate you were no longer friends

by Lonely guy 999 August 5, 2018

uno

An activity that regularly occurs within the walls of Washoe Couty Jail (Par). Though, the lucky people who have never been confined to Par, we can only assume it's sodomy on a mass scale.

Josh- Yeah, jail wasn't so bad. My roomate and I played Uno all day long.

Charlie- Um, that's um, disturbing, I hope I never get sent to Par and play fuckin' uno all day.

Josh- It's not as bad as it sound once you take it long enough.

by Sir Charles of Reno August 3, 2007

uno

a term used for sex when one ore more partners are screaming loud enough for neighbors to hear

man i played uno last night and it was the best ever

by mr black cat September 20, 2009

Uno

The ending of a conversation. The spanish version of one.

Yo, im out. Uno.

by DB son May 5, 2009

uno

anything you want

my house is uno. my car is uno. my dog is uno. my uno is uno uno uno.

by kitty-meow June 28, 2009

uno

a girl with only one pair of pants

wow, that girl only gots one pair o' pants

by Fig and Matt February 18, 2004