Maggot on a unicycle

Inspired by an enemy in the video game Earthworm Jim 2, a maggot on a unicycle is a term used to describe someone who will fight or argue about anything nomatter how ridiculous just because they either don't like someone or because they like to argue.

Don't even bother talking to Kathleen, she is like a maggot on a unicycle.

by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006

russian unicycle

To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.

After a long day in rehab Sam and Dan got down on the russian unicycle.

by arbor junkie June 30, 2015

midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.

Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle

by Cert Andy June 7, 2016

monkey on a unicycle

A monkey *ahem* on a 1 wheeled bike.

im a monkey on a unicycle yeah!!!
Kiss my ass!
oooo eeeee oooo aaaa

by Sir_Smuff June 10, 2003

boi on a unicycle

The creator of the best words

boi on a unicycle likes boi on a unicycle unicycle cycle.

by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018

micro unicycle

A unicycle with no seat.

That guy just flew by on his micro unicycle.

by Philio June 1, 2015

Town Unicycle

Where the town bicycle has been ridden by everyone in town, the town unicycle serves that same public transportation but yields much less results. In essence they want to be the town bicycle, but cannot interest anyone.

"That weird rat girl from finnish class is so horny, she's such a town unicycle."

by JerichoWolf June 23, 2019