UNEQUI

Colloquialism, It sounds Frenchy cool....Short for 'Unequivocally' and a synonym for 'TOTES' !

Candy: "Check out Greg's glutes! It looks like he's been doing some serious Box Squats".

Betty: "UNEQUI !!!"

by Pseudo-Sophocles June 29, 2011

unrequited love

Unrequited love is like an erection lasting longer than four hours. You're in constant pain, it's incredibly embarrassing because everyone can see it, and it's too *hard* to get any work done or even leave the house.

"Omg, did you see that guy's unrequited love? It's so obvious!"
"Yeah, it's hilarious, why would he do that to himself??"
"I don't know, but he has no one to blame but himself."

by NeoRobot77 March 7, 2017

unrequited

someone you love or are infactuated with who does not feel the same way back.

james is my unrequited, he doesn't love me back.

by ollie March 3, 2004

unrequited

Only the most painful thing a young individual can go through, up to and including shitting out lego.
Unreturned love, for those of you with a less poetic nature!

Person 1: Unrequited love hurts more than shitting out plastic bricks.
Person 2: You've shat plastic bricks? You sick bastard!

by notachav January 21, 2006

unrequited

The only love I know.

"Beyond mere attraction, how do you expect someone to actually fall in love with you? Why, the notion is preposterous." --Oswald T. Pratt

by David Mitchell June 13, 2004

uneq'ka

a lyrical goddess also prounouced as unique.
unique

joe:man that girl can sing.
bob: man i no shes uneq'ka

by lalaharmonie May 15, 2008

Unrequited Affairs

The greatest band no one has ever heard about, mostly because they don't really exist anymore. Headed by Metro Andy, the token brown Asian in every band (see Sum 41's Dave Baksh), UR began in the summer of 2007, and seemingly disbanded immediately after releasing several singles on a poorly put together MyspaceMusic page. All three of their fans are really hoping for a comeback tour, however.

Dil: Dude, you heard that new song by Unrequited Affairs, "Maybe Next Time I'll Think Twice Before Going to a Dance Party Weating a Button-Up, Tight Jeans, and Converses?"

Do: No you dumbass, they aren't a band anymore ever since that Myspace page.

by kkkoolnthegang July 18, 2009