Skip to main content

Dutch Uncles

Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles

Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
"Hey dude how was your weekend?"

"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"

dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse
by Mr Giraffe October 10, 2011
mugGet the Dutch Uncles mug.

uncoesfuk

A skateboarders slang for *unco as fuck*
A skateboarder may use this word when having trouble staying on his board.
dude, I'm so uncoesfuk today
by Cockatoo Nathan January 17, 2009
mugGet the uncoesfuk mug.

Uncheery

to not be sad, or uncheerful.
"cheer up emo kid", "im not uncheery"
by Annoymous12399 September 29, 2011
mugGet the Uncheery mug.

Uncles Knuckles

1.When you uncle fists you and your sibling at the same time.

2. When your uncle literally punches your ass hole into the next dimension.
by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017
mugGet the Uncles Knuckles mug.

unclesocial

Why do parents' sisters always get da bum rap as far as negative connotations go, whereas their male siblings were always referred to in a positive light? About equal number of men are "antie-social" as da fairer gender are, just da same as there are plenty of ladies who are cheerfully "unclesocial", as well.
by QuacksO April 17, 2020
mugGet the unclesocial mug.

Uncles meth

When you really like someone so you take them hostage in your moms belly.
Man I really like James, I might show him my uncles meth
by The real gangster December 23, 2020
mugGet the Uncles meth mug.

Uncles

William is the best Uncle in the world, that's a fact! Google it!
Williams are the best Uncles in the world, Google it!
by William-The-Best-Uncle! January 1, 2021
mugGet the Uncles mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email