Having escaped his death sentence for the umpteenth time.
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by TheAmericanUrban June 19, 2018
Get the Umpire mug.An expression which denotes an abundance, large quantity, huge amount or a load of something. The word "umpteenth" was derived from "umpteen" and means "for-God-knows-which-time".
There was an umpteen of fidgety tourists in the city endeavouring to do as much sightseeing as it was possible.
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by CJEAK January 10, 2008
Get the Umper mug.a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.
friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
by mike jones September 2, 2008
Get the Umpede mug.In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots
Mate the umpires blind, he pinged me for holding the ball when I didn't have chance to get rid of it.
That umpire's a stupid White Maggot
That umpire's a stupid White Maggot
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