umi kaboomi

umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.

¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨

by daisy9785 May 9, 2022

UMI

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids. YESS IT'S HER.

Joon's ring finger is Umi.

by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021

Umi

Umi is a name for a girl that is powerful. She’s very wise and humble. She’s the nicest girl you know and will take care of you when needed. She gets her name from her looks, she’s naturally pretty.

Wow, look it’s Umi

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Umi

A really athletic girl, who is quite loud. But, once you get to know her she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She is always so pretty, bright, and funny. She is also very talented in arts, she can make the most amazing drawings, and you'll expect to find it in a art gallery. All the boys slowly fall in love with her, and if you ever meet an Umi make SURE you keep her, because if you don't it will be the worst mistake and regret you will ever make.

Porridge: Grrr, she mine grrrrr!!! >:c

All the boys: NAhh she mine muahahhahahh >:)

Porrdige: Not if have her first >:D ahhahahhhahahahah

Porrdige: *twerks to Umi to win her love*

by lil shawty katrix December 8, 2020

dirty umi

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker

“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”

by pufflingswine July 8, 2024

Umi

The hottest person in the room that everyone has a crush on.

OMG have you seen umi's huge penis?

by Umi Lover April 23, 2022

Umy

He is beautiful never leave you peng sexy and has a very good technique at sports like football and everything he is most likely to support liverpool not bushybumanunitedhoe

Amir is so umy bro !!

by Anonymous1830_bad192 October 29, 2019