um

Um is the sound beginning Buddist(s) make while trying to meditate by copying a professional elderly person who doesn't um at all.

1: Uming will help you keep concentration!
2: But, you don't um!
1: Um, now.

by 1928 February 12, 2005

um

1.an expression having a discretionary undertone and is usually used in a state of confusion, or as an aid in connecting lies or other words into informal grammatical conversations; a word that assists in a person’s conversation.

2.usually used by tweakers to finish up their elaborate lies.

Man: Where did you buy those imac computers?

Tweaker: um, I was working for this guy....um.....and he hella hooked it up. All I did was ummmm...

by sonic559 July 23, 2010

um

A word one says when disturbed by pervertedness.

Simon: Ask dillon if he eats cum for breakfast.

Mackenzie: um

by mackenzierules December 6, 2006

um

See "Uh'm".

Synonym for "I'm".

"What Um 'bout to do right now is take that ass to da flo."

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

um

Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."

Ding: Um, did you see my book?

Clyde: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't remember. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

um

Um.. is used most commonly when words are accumulating into your thoughts.
But becareful. In a far off country... out there near Russia "um" means cunt.

You are a um! This means you are a cunt
um um um = cunt cunt cunt

by Inram Enaj November 5, 2007

Um

When you have a nervous reaction in saying something or just say um randomly used in a sentence when you get exited or motivated.

"Ummm....do you want to ummm...go out?"

by Catgurl777😺 July 14, 2016