um

A word one says when disturbed by pervertedness.

Simon: Ask dillon if he eats cum for breakfast.

Mackenzie: um

um by mackenzierules December 6, 2006

um

See "Uh'm".

Synonym for "I'm".

"What Um 'bout to do right now is take that ass to da flo."

um by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

um

Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."

Ding: Um, did you see my book?

Clyde: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't remember. Um, bye!

um by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

um

Um.. is used most commonly when words are accumulating into your thoughts.
But becareful. In a far off country... out there near Russia "um" means cunt.

You are a um! This means you are a cunt
um um um = cunt cunt cunt

um by Inram Enaj November 5, 2007

Um

When you have a nervous reaction in saying something or just say um randomly used in a sentence when you get exited or motivated.

"Ummm....do you want to ummm...go out?"

Um by Catgurl777😺 July 14, 2016

Um

The human equivalent of buffering.

I um.. um..

Um by Pipion June 17, 2018

Um

You don’t just look up “um” on U.D. So you probably looked it up for one of these reasons

1: you have no social life and was bored. 2. You were looking up something highly inappropriate and someone walked in 3. You are really weird 4. You are a boomer and thought this was a real dictionary which it is not 5. You are a alien trying to discover the human life form

Um by Im a human December 4, 2019