dirty umi

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker

“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”

by pufflingswine July 08, 2024

Can Umi Aisyah really knows how to sing? Lol

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

Can Umi Aisyah really knows how to sing? Lol

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022

umi

haydens cat

thats such a cute cat hayden, i bet you love her pussy

i love umi's pussy

by ballingballs November 22, 2023

Umi

A really athletic girl, who is quite loud. But, once you get to know her she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She is always so pretty, bright, and funny. She is also very talented in arts, she can make the most amazing drawings, and you'll expect to find it in a art gallery. All the boys slowly fall in love with her, and if you ever meet an Umi make SURE you keep her, because if you don't it will be the worst mistake and regret you will ever make.

Porridge: Grrr, she mine grrrrr!!! >:c

All the boys: NAhh she mine muahahhahahh >:)

Porrdige: Not if have her first >:D ahhahahhhahahahah

Porrdige: *twerks to Umi to win her love*

by lil shawty katrix December 08, 2020

umi kaboomi

umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.

¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨

by daisy9785 May 09, 2022

UMI

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids. YESS IT'S HER.

Joon's ring finger is Umi.

by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021