Typorrhea

A condition causing sloppy typing, characterized by frequent typos.

That noob has typorrhea, somebody should teach him how to use a qwerty.

by rfrohardt October 8, 2007

white tyson

White Tyson - The act of ejaculating on your knuckles and then proceeding to punch your sexual partner in the face as a 'finishing move'. This is typically a consensual act and not a surprise.

"Yo, Jackie let me White Tyson her last night and now she's got a huge bruise on her forehead"

by jvalley22 November 27, 2017

tyson ritter

the tall/skinny lead singer
of the all american rejects
who is usually drunk
with possibly the most
beautiful blue eyes ever.

person1: did you meet the all american rejects after there show
person2: yeah tyson ritter was trashed

by kriistiin July 30, 2008

A Tyson

When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.

Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.

by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011

Tyson Fury

The former unified WBO, WBA, IBF, IBO heavyweight champion of the world. Now the WBC and Lineal heavweight champion of the world. Masterclass, skilled, slick, fast heavyweight. Has beaten the likes of Dereck Chisora, Wladimir Klitschko, and Deontay Wilder.

P1: Who's that tall bald guy?

P:2 Oh that's the heavyweight Tyson Fury.

by hubert1 June 29, 2020

tiger tyson

Tiger Tyson is a pseudonym for the thugporn.com star. He is biracial of African-American and Puerto Rican extraction, famed for an especially large penis, remarkable body and bubble butt. A native of Brooklyn, New York, Tyson filmed his last movie "The Show Part 1" the first ever gay DVD shot in high end with an interracial cast. Tiger Tyson formed Tiger Tyson Productions in 20002 and Pitbull Productions in 2004 and blogs regularly at TigerTysonblog.com

Tiger Tyson is a good example for other gay people because he openly supports AIDS research, campaigns for gay rights and always uses a condom in his thugporn.com series.

by Kit Lambert June 11, 2006

Tyson

The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.

A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.

A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.

Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"

Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"

by Bearcat2 May 13, 2018