tyrueiwoqpalzmsxcdfvbghnjk

suppose you typed this out of boredom, congratulations! a lot of urban dictionary editors waste their time to make a definition for random keyboard patterns out of boredom. You have possibly tried all of these patterns because you are so bored.

p1: hey bro have you tried typing qwertyuioplmnbvcxzasdfghjk?
p2: yeah, lots of times. I'm so bored so idk what to type

p1: what about tyrueiwoqpalzmsxcdfvbghnjk?
p2: I ALSO typed that too.
p1: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by by muthafucka December 22, 2022

tyrueiwoqpalskdjfhgvbcnxmz

For when you're so bored that you type each letter on each row starting from the middle back to the far left and right

Class was so boring that I typed tyrueiwoqpalskdjfhgvbcnxmz and searched it up

by Wiggidymammio June 20, 2021

torque a moonfish

The act of taking a dump.

I'm going to the bathroom to torque a moonfish.

by Alan Bell July 30, 2004

Torqued

To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.

1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!

by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013

torque piss

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.

Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.

by rplusplus November 30, 2006

torque

The force that raises your heels off of the floor when you take a leak with "morning wood".

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Torqueer

Small town in Paignton.

Inbred, and they know they are.

We can see them holding hands.

Granny shaggers, granny shaggers.

Non-league, and they know they are.

Even worse than Exeter.

Plymouth Argyle 11 Torqueer United 0

by Argyle Till I Die April 7, 2007