Tacoma

Greatest city in the history of the world. Any person who grew up there will tell you that it's got a small-town feel with big city amenities. It doesn't barely smell at all, and hey, I've never been shot. Cut it a break once in a while.

"Where are you moving to?"
"Tacoma."
"Oh - are you packing your gun with you? Ha ha ha. Oh man, I'm so funny."
"Yeah, you keep think that Seattle is God's gift to hobos, okay?"

by Nicoliolioli June 27, 2008

Tacoma Aroma

Tacoma, Washington used to have distinct smell thanks to paper mills ; affectionately called the Tacoma Aroma by non-Tacomans. Smell is 99% according to the source. Non-Tacomans still THINK they can smell it.. But they just smell their own ass.

Is that the Tacoma Aroma?

by Jake101 April 17, 2006

Tacoma Girl

A 21-35 year old single mom, divorced from a service member, has at least one STD and will perform unspeakable sexual acts within the first thirty minutes of meeting them.

Dude 1: last night I went home with a Tacoma Girl and now my mustache has crabs!

Dude 1: the other night I went home with a Tacoma Girl and now I'm legally not allowed to give blood.

Dude 1: a damn Tacoma Girl walked up to me at The Swiss, grabbed my dick, then announced that it was her dick and she was going home with it. I then proceeded to give her a "red rhino" and go four fingers deep in her butthole.

by Bigstock April 19, 2011

tacomatism

Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.

1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.

by Chad Baker January 5, 2005

tacoma

Often confused as the second largest city in the state of Washington. See spokane

Rob was born in Tacoma but raised in Spokane; two cities that struggle for rank, neither winners. This explains his identity crisis.

by Layne_Staley September 11, 2004

Tacoma

Also Known As The "Taco" AKA The Toyota Tacoma, Now The Most Popular And Durable Mid Size TRuck On The Planet

"Lets Get In The Tacoma And Go Find Some Mud Cuz You Know Them American Trucks Cant Handle It"

by Matt DC August 10, 2006

Tacoma

The 3rd largest city in Washington and home of the Tacoma Rainiers a triple AAA afilliate of the Seattle Mariners. Has one of the highest rates of car theft in the country and a burgeoning meth problem (thats only shadowed by Spokane's). There are many museums in Tacoma including a native american exhibit and some odd ones like a viper and beard museum.

John Smith- Where ya from, holla?
Jane Doe- Spokane's cousin except with less class, culture, and population
John Smith- Ahhhh....Tacoma

by Malik 8 April 18, 2006