Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Tool Hour

The hour after school when every guy goes to the gym.

Seems to be tool hour at Cardinal, look at all the douchebags.

Let's go find a slam piece at Cardinal, before tool hour starts.

by Stavi Hoss January 6, 2012

Tooloom

Anything you want it to be.

"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."

by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

foreign language tool

A pompous douche bag who spouts off a few words in a foreign language during the course of a conversation and then acts as if all those involved in the conversation should bow down to him or her as if they have just cracked the mysteries of the universe or some shit.

Congratulations Wes. You've learned how to say "Thank you kind sir" in mandarin Chinese. That's fabulous. I bet your parents are so proud of you. You underachieving, narcissistic, low IQ having fuck wad. Way to be a foreign language tool.

by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015

tool store

the worst of all the "tools"
since a tool is better than a toolbox, and a toolshed is worse than a toolbox then a tool store is the worst of all of them

Man that Kevin is really a tool store!

by ferrdog April 9, 2008

au ford tool

A Au Ford Driver who thinks his Taxi is the best car ever and compares it to God's like the r34gtr.

Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Tool

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.

Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.

by BigCron August 11, 2009