Twonk

A twink who gets buff

Person 1: omg have you seen Tyler Oakley lately?
Person 2: omg he’s a total twonk

by Uh it’s me November 29, 2019

Twonked

Getting high as balls.

Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020

TWONK

Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner

You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?

by Ythomit September 26, 2005

twonk

general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.

what a mess you twonk

by ginge July 20, 2008

twonk

Comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a twat and a plonker.

I cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.

by Lanksalot September 26, 2006

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley July 15, 2008

twonk

The act of a woman inserting a nipple inside a partner's asshole

My twonk game too stronk

by kingdequanexvjr January 22, 2015