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twittarrhea

An explosion of twitter messages that consist of sporadic "twarts". The messages are irrelevant and take up your entire twitter wall. These people usually average about 30 tweets an hour.
"Good morning!" or "Hows everyone doing?" or "Just ate some mashed potatoes off the carpet. Woohoo!"... These are all examples of someone with a case of twittarrhea.
by Jordan Bushkovski February 6, 2009
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Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
by vertigo April 22, 2009
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twitteration

the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.
I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.
by jvince_la December 5, 2010
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Twittard

a twittard is a person who is such a baby, that they need to go on Twitter, and cry about everything. These people cannot get any satisfaction for anything, and have to cry about it online, it's actually kinda sad
Peroson 1: hey, did you see that twittard call me a pedophile?

Person 2: yeah, i'm amazed they thought a 2 year age difference was that bad.
by LiquidAnt August 26, 2021
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Twittard

Dumbasses that say things similar to this: gUnS ArE BaD! eWw iS ThAt a gAs cAr?? oH My gOd! YoU DiDnT CaLl mE By mY NeOpRoNoUnS!! Im zIm/zEm nOt sHe/hEr!!! Im tElLiNg tHe cEo oF TwItTeR!
Person 1: "wHaT Do yOu mEaN YoU SuPpOrT GuNs?! tHeY KiLl pEoPlE!!! rEsPeCt mY NeOpRoNoUnS!!"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU TWITTARD!"
by Glue dude March 13, 2022
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Twittard

Mentally disabled retards from Twitter. They spend all their time on Twitter looking for problems in things that aren't problematic or problems in fiction while totally ignoring the actual real world issues as if they don't exist. They pretend as if they are allowed to speak for other people especially people that are of a difference race to them. They like to project their twisted mentalities onto other people as if everyone's the same as them and ignore everyone who calls them out. They hate men and like to virtue signal at everyone and everything. They practice cancel culture and are the ultimate form of culture. They also have zero sense of humor. There's very little difference between a twittard and a SJW.
Those twittards are at it again, canceling stuff.
Oh no, which fictional character are those twittards canceling again.
by PomuHub September 7, 2021
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Twitterazzi

Are the people who having a celebrity or pseudo-celebrity on sight, immediately snap a picture of said famous person and tweets about it.
Dude, Twitterazzi are going crazy, Lindsay Lohan showed her twat at The Ivy....again.
by juancHoK February 27, 2010
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