Twitchal Twat

An offensive phrase to describe a stuck up snobby female that usually has big fake boobs, bleached blond hair, and dresses up with make up and daisy dukes to mow the lawn. TwitchalTwat

I abhor that ugly Twitchal Twat.

by CRudek July 4, 2008

curtain twitching tosser

Someone who spies on there neighbours

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.

The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.

by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014

twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.

"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."

by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009

Twitchard

This is a name given to a person who is Extremely "PIKEY" or "SCUM" in nature and also suffers from a terrible twitch which could cause them to throw money all over the village shop or Inadvertently entertain school children on a bus.

"Wahey look at Twitchard go she's gonna smack someone with that hand in a minute!" or "Hey look over there, it's Richard and Twitchard!"

by Mellers April 24, 2004

Twitching

Twitter-bitching. Bitching on Twitter. Using Twitter to complain.

"Hi tweeps. Please forgive my last tweet. I'm just twitching."
or
"OMG! Did you see Michael and Leah's tweets last night? They were twitching back and forth!!"

by Jragyn January 21, 2010

BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.

mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia

by CONCORD FREDRICK THE SICK MIND FROM HELL October 30, 2006

Twitchasaur

A nickname given to a person who originally was called a Twitch but suddenly thought she was a dinosaur. She's usually friends with a Spanki and always refers to her as a competitive whore. She fucks lots of different people and just goes around talking about how big or small there dicks were. She is a Jonite which is a person who worships Jonah Falcon because of there weird obsession with Penis. Twitchasaurs are super emotional and cry at just about anything. She thinks nobody is really there for her but really everyone loves her. Twitchasaurs are never hated but often hate everyone else and refuses to give them chances. She believes Spankis are attractive and attempts to have her way with them but often finds that they are "too straight".

Twitchasaur: hey Spanki wanna fuck?

Spanki: I have a boyfriend

Twitchasaur: so!??!?!?

Spanki: Means im straight

Twitchasaur: Prove it

by Spanki Koochinazz August 28, 2009