Rip twine

laxing it up to the utmost awesomeness, being a bro, and scoring goals while whipping it at 100 mph

dude wanna go lax it up

yeah but i got to warn you, i rip twine so you might as well give up

i like a challenge

by laxbrochillbro May 1, 2011

twine

to complain, moan and whinge about something

'stop your twining you miserable git'

by vicci neill July 7, 2005

anus twine

A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.

"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."

by imperforate_anus January 19, 2013

twine

pussy; twat; vagina.

a twine-seeking missile.

by joey, joe d, richlee, and justin November 9, 2007

twat twine

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket

"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"

by Mr ouija April 17, 2007

twine

A peice of string which is often used to tie small packages, or to be used for other purposes such as...um...er...other really cool things.

I tied a peice of twine around my kebab so if i were to drop the food source then it could be easily retrived.

by Smavie April 5, 2004

Twinernet

The unspoken connection and communication a set of twins have with each other.

Jami: ...
Adam: No Jami! that's a guy!
Jami: ...
Adam: Yes im sure...I think
Jami: ...
Adam: He/She is a person too! just cause we are twins doesn't mean you have to use our twinernet to point out to me every tranny you see! thats just rude!

by Jami's Twin June 28, 2011