twelvie

a waste of precious white stuff that is aged 12, normally you can find them playing fortnite or in town swearing loudly and vaping because they think they're cool. Also known to shout "ESHAY BAAAAAA" on the streets
Tommy: ESHAY BAAAAA!
Jake: ESHAY BAAAAAA! FUCKN OATH BOYZZZ LETS PLAY SOME FORTNITE L8R
Some civilised 15 year old named Rob: Look at those ever so uncivilsed twelvies
by divoc91 April 27, 2021
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They typically play games in the back of the classroom and steal peoples stuff.
They put on Aussie accents and always say mate like and adult would. They always claim that others are twelvies when really they are. They are unfit and inactive. They also claim things that do not belong to them and think they are top notch and usually people are defensive when the other is winning an arguement. Typically call others twelvies.
“Mate, look at this motorbike game”
“You’re such a twelvie
by John1422 July 25, 2019
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They typically play games in the back of the classroom and steal peoples stuff.
They put on Aussie accents and always say mate like and adult would. They always claim that others are twelvies when really they are. They are unfit and inactive. They also claim things that do not belong to them and think they are top notch and usually people are defensive when the other is winning an arguement. Typically call others twelvies.
“He stole my water bottle, whatta twelvie
“You are so autistic”
by John1422 July 25, 2019
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A person aged 10-12 who swears, references memes brags about having social media, and overall tries to act older than they are. A twelvie will try to make plans without consulting their parents, beg to have social media or a phone, and says hashtagout loud non ironically. A key sign of identifying a twelve is if they have musically/tik tok, HOWEVER, if they don’t post and are just using it to look at other peoples, than this is a legitimate excuse. Twelves will often listen to songs with a lot of swearing, (rap music), as they think they are so old and cool that they are allowed to. Twelvies will always do their best to hang out and relate to the older teens at family gatherings, ignoring the smaller ones because they are so much older and cooler and they are with the teen sqaud. They use the app Snapchat a lot and post dumb shit to their stories. Twelvies will get triggered to the max if they are told that they are too young to be apart of something, hear something, watch something, listen to something, or have something. But the more accurate way of recognising a twelvie is if they get TRIGGERED when people call them out for being one.
Twelvie: haha omg I’m posting that to my Snapchat, have I added you, wait do it again for my story
Person: omg stop it’s so annoying just go sit over there with the little cousins

twelvie: wtf no I’m way too old for them, they are like babies hahahahaha, btw look at my tick tok
Person: omg ur such a twelvie
Twelvie: hahaha a twelve yeah right!!!! I have 8000 Tik tok followers, 1v1 me mate!!!
by Dog walker 69 February 27, 2019
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A young human specimen 12 years of age but thinks they're older then they really are. oh and they are generally smart asses.
stfu you dumb ass twelvie, go and neck yourself.
by milk'N'clorox March 19, 2018
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Twelvie:

Usually used for emphasis or in the jockular context. A large penis, ie a twelver. Can also be used to say you totally crushed a task, ie " our team won the football game by 38 points, fuc&ing TWELVED these bitches." Ie- as to say a brutal reaming with a large phallic object. "La Verga" , mast like.
P1: "Why don't you STFU and sit down before your sorry".

P2: " Your the one that will be saying "Sally" when I make you suck my big Fn Twelvie. "
( Fight Ensues)
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A person like Jai Coxon who thinks they are older than nine but in reality are still an egg.
Ryan: Hey Jai, you're a twelvie.
Jai: No I'm thirteen.
Ryan: Fuck off cunt
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