Tweetionary

The definitions of all the twitter terms are defined within, as found on Urban Dictionary

"What do you call a famous twitter user?"

"I don't know look it up in the tweetionary."

by ThisisHuman July 17, 2009

Tweetissimo

The best Twitter application for BlackBerry and the web! It was the first ever application to give you push mentions and dms- even when the application isn't open. Currently Tweetissimo is an exclusive to The BlackBerry Zone VIPs but will hit all TBZ users once the alpha period is over.

Bro 1- Hey dude, nice twitter app
Bro 2- Yeah, its Tweetissimo, bet your iPhone doesn't have it

by rushringleader March 22, 2010

Tweeturbating

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

by LM23 June 11, 2011

tweetsitter

Tweetsitter: (n) One who has access to and watches another's twitter feed and deletes any inappropriate tweets as they appear.

The "inadvertent" retweet from Trump with a picture of a train running over a CNN reporter must have been deleted by his White House tweetsitter.

by NPRAddict August 15, 2017

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

tweetioli

the combination of a tweet (twitter.com) and a ravioli. a tweetioli is a tweet filled with crap.

example of a regular tweet:
"getting ready to watch Lost on ABC"

example of a tweetioli:
"my boyfriend is sooo rude, he thinks i have a big ass. i need ice cream. david hasselhoff is hot."

by tradefuul May 1, 2009

tweetup

A gathering of nerds attempting social contact, likely for the first time. Usually disintegrates into everyone running to the nearest computer to type to one another.

Tommy: Hey Jethro, quit playing WoW its time to meet some folks at the tweetup!

Jethro: Oh yeah I forgot about that, I can't wait to meet BigBootay421 at the tweetup, but first I need to slay this orc!

by SteveBonus August 5, 2009