Twattapotamus

A extremely obese and miserable woman!

That Twattapotamus thinks she controls this whole office! But outside work shes just a worthless fatty who has to buy two tickets to fly coach!

by Ejayz June 10, 2013

Tattertott

One who is left behind as a tatter tot is when dropped behind the fryer ..lol

She / he doesn't want them he/she is a tattertott now that they found a new dirtleg.

by Tomme boyd January 16, 2020

Twatterati

Noun: A secret society of inconsiderate tools.

Members of the Twatterati are inducted by the public. One cannot request to be inducted.

Being inducted into the Twatterati made me realise I'm an absolute cunt.

by The Supreme Twatterat August 9, 2020

Twitterpated

To be absolutely in love with one another. Over the stars and skies, world series kinda thing ( universe ) Butterflies and non stop smiling. JLS BDK

Babe, i was twitterpated the minute I met you

by BDK JLS December 30, 2010

twatterpaited

when you have had a bit too much to drink and you become unnaturally attracted to the opposite sex. Twitterpaited + Twatted

a play on the word "twitterpaited" from Disney's "Bambi" which is a term used to describe the horny behavior of the adolescent animals at spring time.

"Eric was so twatterpaited last night that he woke up this morning with that fugly minger from the bar!"

by Richie Bangkok June 9, 2007

Twatterpated

Similar in definition as "Twitterpated" save for the focus on one particular female body-part.

Me: "Man, her face is ass nasty, but I get all twatterpated once those pants come off!"
You: *gag*

by Wohly Chim Chim March 29, 2008

twitterpated

a woman so horny she is wet to below her knees

Every time the dark haired attendant smiled at her she was instantly twitterpated.
She couldn't drink tequila because she knew it would make her horny, and if she had 2 she would become twitterpated.

by cold clear light April 4, 2015