toadsmack

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

spare some change, man? "enjoy your toadsmack!" wham!

by hogan21 September 22, 2008

master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.

Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)

by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007

toadsmack

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

got any change, bud? "Why I outta toadsmack you good!"

by hogan21 September 27, 2006

twatstick

A Penis which is inserted into the womans vagina

"Josh, you are a twatstick"

by Dicky Wheels March 29, 2004

twatalack

a gd way of telling some one they are a fuker. usually it will not be recieved with a return beating (if guy) or bitchin (stupid fuking whores)

"jack is a twatalack because when he suked my cok he did not lick up my jiz"

by fuz March 5, 2003

Twatstick

A know-nothing dickhead.

He acts like he knows a lot about psychology and logic but in reality, he is nothing but a twatstick.

by Kwordkaren March 30, 2021

twotsmacker

A female cockblocker ,one who prevents the sucking of a penis. A girl who stops the hooking up of a fellow vagina

What a twotsmacker, danielle is with her boyfriend and she just did that!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CHILD PUNTER May 26, 2009