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Twasm

A crossed inbred of a twat and a spasm! In other words, someone who is a complete DIVWAD!!
by Emz+Madz January 24, 2004
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master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.
Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)
by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007
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twatsmeg

I'm not eating you out, you've got twatsmeg!
by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003
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TWIsM

Shaq's lame record label, an acronym for "The World Is Mine".

Also, what you yell out when you jump up and hang on a lowered rim in the gym, or maybe even the occasional doorframe lintel. Be sure to slap the backboard/wall before landing for full Shaq-ish goodness.
TWIsM records went out of business, which should come as no surprise to anyone who has heard Shaq rap.

When Brandon TWIsM-ed on that double-door's frame, he broke the spring mechanism clean off and had to run away from the vice-principal to avoid being caught.
by Paul.B January 14, 2009
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twaisted

a contraction of two words: totally and waisted.

twaisted is short for a situtation when you or someone you have been in contact with have crossed over the line of being drunk, being hammered, or smashed. you or them have become totally waisted.

incapable of standing on their own, speaking without excessive amounts of verbal diahrea
janie was talking so much shit about how she sucked a great dick. she went into the bathroom to prove it and puked all over the guy. man she was twaisted last night
by kevin quinn from flemington September 7, 2006
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twism

Twism is when the prefix "tw" is added to a word that has been created, or coined out of the growing use of twitter and the nomanclature that is being created.
You just said, tweetheart and that is a twism.

Have you heard the twism,tweetheart?
by JunkyRhythm May 19, 2009
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twacism

racism toward all teens and other teen stereotypes
bro your aunt karen is hella twacist , hence twacism
by buby bose April 23, 2018
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