tuscaloosa dumpling

when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance... aka make em fuck a stripper

earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!

by bigmanmoto December 17, 2008

tuscaloosa casserole

When the starting line up of the crimson tide does a "human centipede" with their penis', shits on each other and dumps a can of cream corn on the person in front of them while Nick Saban tells stories of his childhood on the mississippi river with Kanye West.

I heard alabama is going to do a tuscaloosa casserole as the halftime show at the national championship this year!

by plsdontjudgekek November 30, 2016

Tuscaloosa Twosome

Wheelbarrow style sex initiated with any girl lying face-down in the mud.

I had a great tuscaloosa twosome with some freshman I found lying in the mud last night.

Did you see Rachel when she came home last night? She was all covered in mud. I guess it was David's birthday. Must have been a good tuscaloosa twosome.

by Herpecin L May 5, 2011

Tuscaloosa Landslide

When two people are having sex in the 69 position and one defecates on the others face on accident due to diarrhea, creating a Tuscaloosa Landslide

"Hey Jim remember when Rebecca gave you a Tuscaloosa Landslide in college?"

by SheLuvvsDev October 23, 2022

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

The perverse sexual act of defecating in your partners mouth.

Crapping in your girls mouth as a sexual act called a Tuscaloosa Dumpling.

by Bender B R February 12, 2009

Tuscaloosa dumpling

noun - a slur for a University of Alabama student. It derives from the regionalism that exists between Auburn University fans, centered around lower Alabama and University of Alabama fans, centered in upper Alabama. The term was applied after Season 3 Episode 32 of Squidbillies in which Early attempts to take his son, Rusty, to a strip club so that he can become a man.

I was on I-65 the other day and two Tuscaloosa dumplings cut met off at my exit.

by Sufizulu334 January 23, 2009

Tuscaloosa Flamethrower

You shove a candle in a girl's vagina and fill her ass with a flammable substance such as gasoline or kerosene. You then light the candle and stand back (this part is very important.) She shoots the gas out of her ass, causing a huge flame to shoot out.

We were bored last night so ma lit up a Tuscaloosa flamethrower to liven things up.

by 2hugeforyomom April 21, 2011